Thursday, July 26, 2012
Thursday, July 19, 2012
I’m a firm believer that if you went to public school, your hormones probably drove you to do at least one gross, sexual, or at least semi-sexual thing in a school setting.
At some point between 6th and 12th grades you become a fucking monster just like I did and you did something that you regretted.
Friday, July 13, 2012
Thursday, July 12, 2012
Wednesday, July 11, 2012
I could have died for $35.04 worth of shitty pizza on 1210 Zuber St. in Opelika, Alabama.
It was Monday, July 11, 2011, and I was 22 years old.
I was wearing Domino’s Pizza shirt that was three sizes too big for me because that was all they had when I had started a month and a half earlier.